17 June 2008
Sayuka Kouenji Beat Angel Escalayer Statue
Posted by admin under: Alter; Beat Angel Escalayer .
I can’t get over how completely adorable this figure is despite the fact she’s from something so tainted. Nobody has to know that the character, Sayuka Kouenji, was spawned from the popular hentai Beat Angel Escalayer. Beat Angel Esccalayer is where I start to defer from Japanese culture and say it gets a bit messed up. The show’s marketed as an sci-fi ero-comedy. First of all what the hell is the guy thinking making you laugh while you’re tuggin’ the sausage. Next, not wanting to offend the people that like it, but what is the deal with tentacle invasions? That’s not hot. Imagine all those suckers on such smooth surfaces; trying to get those unstuck would be a nightmare. Sayuka Kouenji is the Escalayer, protector of the Earth from the evil forces of the Dielast. Heard that plot before? It gets better. Her faithful android companion, Madoka, is always by her side ready to pleasure her at any moment. Yes, that way. You see, sexual pleasure and climax is the only way the Escalayer can achieve her super Earth saving abilities a-la Super Saiyan. Weird in so many different ways.
Put it aside for now. Let’s look at the figure, which may be hard knowing how truly dirty this young girl really is(didn’t mention young before because that’s a whole other ball of weird Japanese wax) but get over it. The figure is cute. She’s not hot or sexy, except for maybe the belly button showing through her shirt and the skirt. As always from Alter, the figure is a beautiful sculpt with nice bright happy paints. Sayuka stands with her right hand pointing backwards and her left hand on her hip. In an always adorable fashion of manipulating the abdomen in non-natural poses, Sayuka’s midsection is pushed outwards. If you’re a fan of the hentai you should definitely not miss this figure. It’s a clean, cute, and bright figure that your kid would have no problem bringing for show and tell; she’s closer to their age than she is yours. Weird, again, sorry.
I would like to give props to happysoda.com for the beautiful pictures.
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